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So, I'm perusing Craigslist, as I do on a daily basis, and saw the link to this craigslist ad, the title of which is "Beautiful and University Educated Women Sought."

Meeting all of their requirements, my interest was naturally aroused. So, I clicked, 99% sure it would be someone else asking for my coveted eggs. Boy, was I wrong.

And here's the thing, I totally meet their criteria up until they need me to be "reliable, dependable, and trustworthy."

It's like the time I was about to apply for the Air Force Academy and got through filling out most of the application and then realized I wasn't actually capable of doing a single push-up. And then I realized that I didn't actually want to join in the first place.